So Okay,
I changed the name of my name of my blog because I don't go to town. Not really, I go in, work, buy my groceries, then head home to get ready for tennis. This is my actual life. I am hoping that it is this way for the winter season and that things will pick up (my libido, for one) during Spring (COME ON SPRING) and Summer. But I like my life (not my debt) and I LOVE MY FRIENDS.

So in my head is a list of my Girls. And before I get into this, I would like to explain that I never intended in having all of these girl-friends. I don't like females. They are ruthless, cunning, territorial, extremely competitive (in Everything)... what else am I leaving out describing my mother. JK!

But I always thought these things about the female race, yet the majority of my friends are female. And they are great. They are odd, funny, supportive women without whom I would not be able to function .

My Mom...
is beautiful. Is my biggest fan. Is my heart and soul. Is in my thoughts all the time (ok maybe not all the time... that would be weird since they are in the gutter 50% (99%) of the time) I love her. She loves me. I want to make her proud and take care of her, like she took care of me. She is stupid sometimes. But that's ok because so am I.

THE BRAIN...
is evil, opinionated, blunt, beautiful, boy crazy, moody, foreign. She is my best friend ( has been for 20 years now) and everyone should have one just like her. Because she tells the truth. Because she is driven. Because she will fly across the country to scare the shit out of you and talk to you for hours even though you have nothing to say and will listen to you bitch and moan and cry and repeat her advice to no end to try to knock some sense into you because she loves you (won't say that outright- no swollen heads around here) and she wants you to be happy. She hates when people make you cry (even though she thinks you cry WAY TOO MUCH) she listens to you repeat the same things over and over (she is slightly tolerant of your early onset of Alzheimers) THE BRAIN is my best friend and she is smart, not as funny, but that's ok, I forgive her.

THE BABY...
is my cousin. Is so beautiful, that you can't walk down the street with her without feeling like the "ugly friend". She is out of her mind. She is a Taurus, which means that she is ready to marry the person she is seeing within 3 weeks of the relationship. However, she is ready to see other people within a couple of months. She is quirky, cute, funny, very intelligent, has a buddha belly (since childhood- too cute), has roomates (her parents) who acknowledge her presence sometimes, when they should be patting themselves on the back for creating such a great person- she is one of the most mature 20 (21) year old I have ever met. She is my pride and joy- I hated her for 9 years (since she was born) and then I loved her and it's been an ongoing love for 11 years and counting. BTW, she thinks I want to date her.

Stay tuned for Part II on my girl-friends...