I swear there was a full moon last night.

But there wasn't because my calendar says that it's on this coming Thursday. But how does that explain getting contacted by two guys from my past. D (Jewish dude) called. He stalks me, I swear. I have asked him plenty of times to leave me alone and he doesn't seem to get it. I never pick up. I never text him back. And yet he perseveres. I guess that's how his people made it across the desert? No, I'm not being racist. He liked me plenty. Talked to me all the time. We worked together, got along really well and I seriously thought that I was in love with him and he with me. But I wasn't Jewish. And that matters to him, so he just stopped talking to me one day. He's been in and out of my life since then and I've noticed that only BAD things happen when he comes into contact with me. I mean it. I was working at a real estate company (BORING) and he contacted me. I lost that job a few days afterward. Ok, not a bad thing, but when you had no other income, it wasn't a good thing. I have to try to remember the other bad things, but that would involve me having to think and we all know how much I enjoy doing that. But he tried again last week and MY BAD THING happened and I had a really bad week. He's bad luck and the Devil.

AND... SH texted me last night. Yup. The one and only SH thought that it would be ok to text me at 4:39 (AM!) asking me "how are you? how are things doing?" (I'm thinking drunk) then at 5:27 (AM!) saying "I'm sorry to bother u (ugh) , but I think your (sp???) free tomorrow so i would love to hang out. let me know." Um... Wow. I'm free? Like I have nothing else to do? I didn't but that's not the point- is it? I had a terrible week and it ends with a BOOTY CALL? and a text at that? He couldn't even have the decency to pick up the phone? Joking. Next comes (at 11:46 am) "sorry for the late texts, but just wanted to know if u were busy today during the day." Bastard. Didn't even want to see me at night? So I text back "why?" (yeah... me play dumb- it's all good) and he answers "why do u think?" (hey, SH why not just use the letter 'y' for the why and save yourself the trouble of writing it out like the word YOU- hard work, I know) Oh, I know why my friend. Apparently, I am a concubine. Then how come I don't get taken care of like one?

I mean seriously! How is that ok? So I responded by saying that I was taken care of the night before (little white lies don't hurt people) and he said " I am happy for u (ick) was she a good girl?" Umm.. Excuse me? I'm a lesbian now because I'm not with him? Wow, some people have too much confidence. And I said " Thanks, HE was great" What an asshole- but oh so HOT. I know, I know. No need to say it... I'm retarded.