HECTIC...
Whenever old man winter's (bossy boss boss) GF comes into town I get to WORK. I do actually work, but sometimes it's just writing on messenger to The Brain and The baby, and believe me it is hard work trying to defend myself against those two. They gang up on me and it's no holds barred with them. They threaten to smear my face in grease and throw french fries and cashews at me. They also threaten to bounce those cashews off a tennis racket first, just to get my blood boiling. Sigh... They're so mean to me that sometimes it hurts my feelings and I have to lash out and call them evil bitches and threaten to punch them in their stupid ass faces.
I did want to write more, but now I have to fiddle around with me boss' GF's blackberry, which just reminds me that I cannot afford such things. I know, I know they don't cost an arm and a leg, but when you have a health food addiction and debt the size of Rhode Island, which is the state I am heading to tomorrow with The Brain. OMG! I'm going to see The Brain and hear her sexy ass wake-up voice Saturday and Sunday morning.
And if y'all were wondering about "friend"? Well, he's sending me straight to therapy... Session later on... And a quick shout out to Dan, cause he's the man and I hope he followed through on my request...
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