Warring in my head...

This is a treat for y'all because you get to read exactly what happens in my head between evil D and good D...

E (evil): So how does it feel to be suffering like this?
G (good): I feel terrible (bly?) I want this feeling to go away.
E: hahahahahah (brain?) NEVER!
G: Please think positively!
E: You will always be a slave to the nicotine!
G: Nicotine is worse than you are!
E: Oh yeah? You haven't even experienced what I can do...
G: Please stop! I am so unhappy right now!
E: By the way, The Hair looks and feels really good today...
G: Yes, yes, it does...
E: That Fergie can't dance in the "My Humps" video!
G: Please, stop talking shit about people! But you're right...
E: See? You're just as evil as I am. There is no such thing as "good d"
G: I will show you! Just give me a few days and the dirtbags gone and...
E: And a cigarette?
G: Nooooooooooo...
E: YES!
G: Maddy's going to call me and will fix me again. I just know it. And then maybe we can get rid of you, once and for all!
E: NEVER! (battlecry)