THE BRAIN IS SO FIRED...
I wanted her to check my post (pre-post) so that I can get an ok on funnality (funnyness?) (sp?) AND SHE TOTALLY MISSED THE FACT THAT I USED MY ACTUAL NAME! I was in the shower and was chuckling at how very sad/clever/funny I am and BAM! I am saddened by the fact that it took a good 6 hours for me to realize this. I don't want anyone to know the real name- yeah, doesn't help that The Brain writes her real name on her blog and how many people have best friends with the name Nounou? But, what if I one day get a brain fart and all of a sudden get political on your asses and the moron running this shithole (country) is peeking at this (yeah right, he can't even read) ooooh, maybe his cronies then, and I DISAPEAR? So, I went ahead and edited the post and we are good to go- and to whoever has seen the original- I will have to kill you because of the gas in the ass factor.

So, speaking of The Brain, I wanted y'all to know that she was able to figure out each person by initial- you know? my list? Well, I am truly heartened by the fact that she pays attention and cares about the other people in my life. Some of you may not know her- I just have to ask you to not base your opinion of her after reading her blog- I must insist that she IS funny and NOT boring. It's hard (for others) to be funny and entertaining- you know?

So, I have known monkey, er, her for 20 years now and it was definitely NOT love at first sight. Her fam (mine since then as well) moved into my daddy's office in my apt. building and she was going to attend my school. So, on the first day of school, I went down with the devil (my sister) to wait for the bus, and The Brain was there with the bro. I thought, "hey, why not be nice and offer the girl some gum- she's got terrible hair- so, the gum should brighten up her day!". So, I saunter over and say "hi" (I am so smooth) and she says something (I wasn't listening of course) and I asked her if she wanted any gum- her answer? "no, I already have some".

Now you are probably asking yourselves "hey D, why even talk or even look at the girl again?" Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I was so insulted and hurt (damn right!) I didn't know what to do! No one had ever uttered those words to me! So it's safe to say that I hated the bitch.
But, we had a couple of retarded friends (hers really was- not talking about me, we're still not friends at this point FYI) and so my friend (she was foreign, so you could say she was retarded, right?) and I would make fun of The Brain and the ummm, friend. And she would attack in return, but it didn't help that she had a french accent, who would be scared of that?

But, as it turned out, our meddling mamas (hi!) hooked us up so that I may learn some french (I was in a french school- for about 4 years at that point- you think I would have picked it up by then) and I would help her with her english (who was screwed? her, I tell you) It's not like she had to learn anyway- no one speaks english in this city. So, it's been a love/hate relationship since then (me love, her hate) and we ended up making fun of the retard (read above) together. Just like it should be.